lezbilicious: She chose to sit on the stool. I took this as a sign and behaved accordingly. I was not wrong. Five hours later she slipped out of the house, leaving me sleeping, and 2 weeks later my insurance claim was approved. 

lezbilicious: She chose to sit on the stool. I took this as a sign and behaved accordingly. I was not wrong. Five hours later she slipped out of the house, leaving me sleeping, and 2 weeks later my insurance claim was approved. 

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